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check out MEAT MARKET, brick distributor, neutral milk hotel,
yea MEAT MARKET reminds me of all the shit ive been thru like
COME HERE~! *tackles him down a hill* like ah fuck! WAPUSH!
"oh uh by the way i wear ugg boots now. so uh that's apparently important."
yea i got out of the mental hospital a few years ago. during some riots and the COVID-19 protests.
danika down there;; was nice enough to wait until i came back. considering were just room mates.
yea "was it due to racism?" like huh yea there was a korean guy; an indian guy, a fat guy, a black guy."
it was kinda funny like "why'd they arrest you?" hes like "cause im black." like DAYUM!
anyways. yea i was watching it happen on TV; i was transferred like to 3 different hospitals.
yea now i wear a wig and everyones calling me trans; i'm actually wearing it to cockblock everyone.
it was kinda funny even before that gay guys would hit on me.
LMFAO i just bought it. now everyone's like "nobody cares it's just you." i'm like see nobody cares! they don't deserve to have sex, listen to music, read, write , or even fucking go outside.
like yea they do! they say oh ok.. well why do they keep saying "you blew it." like what the fuck ? shut up.
i didn't really know anyone. that chick on the left was the first chick i matched with on tinder. i fucked her behind a dumpster at a punk show.
we kept it as our little secret; im like "lallaa;;;" *brushing her friends hair*
shes like uhh.... i kinda just wanna leave him alone.
on the other hand her friend @mothsplicer went missing too. they haven't posted since like .. 2022
<< this is his neighbor
<< she doesn't use tumblr or instagram anymore; we also don't know where she is
she moved to portland then stopped posting
old usernames
@sugarcarnival
@angelli.doll
so this chick was my room mate i have a photo of her in a maid dress; but uh i don't know.. uh before @angelli.doll went missing; there was weird stuff going on.
like xxxtentacion died; there was a wildfire in paradise , california
yea we shadoolded a bit; so OK NOW he has two girlfriends, i used to listen to blackmetal too
she's like hmmm... so what initially ended up happening were in my bedroom...
ok well she was chubby back then this is what she looks like now; i met her RIGHT... when turned 18 at 420.. but uh i don't know maybe i'm thinking of someone else.
ANNNNYWAYS;; we had to pick her up cause like i don't know she didn't tell me
but uh yea she listens to like YUNGBAE and KPOP and stuff
ANIME CON : PART 1
so; like i was going to make a "cosplayer edition" for like the nerds;
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yea i dont know so like... it all started oft as like... some weirdo nerdy cosplayers... and like?
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apparently dating an asian chick is a big deal?
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even funnier; my friend pushed me off my girlfriend like "NOOO!" im like dude what the fuck?
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hes like i just saved your fuckin life nigga. like oh her? huh...
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okay like it was really cute at first i told this story before... and like everyone was kinda fucking with me.
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lets just say what happens at anime con stays at anime con..
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so i opened up to them about this one time. everyone was fairly forgiving.
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so here i was; i kinda was like the "hot one" in my little group. but whatever. yea i was a homestuck.
umm... i kinda had like a "romeo and juliet" moment with some chick.
we were basically being bullied about feet fetish stuff.
so like this chick finally snapped; and cried and ran away. i was like "melissa wait come back i didnt cheat on you"
people are kinda annoyingly mean about it like "thats it?" i finally gave up. so everyones being cool about it.
annyways; i was expecting like an apology or something instead everyone in my town just fucking screamed at me; laughed at me or made fun of what i look like.
what i learned from this is "stay single"
anyways; this part was easy to write.
it was kinda funny, Steven here gets it.. hes like man... im fed up with all these girls ganging up on me...
so this was the first time i wore makeup and like stuff.. it was kinda funny.. but actually its very humiliating to the female apparently.
so i showed up walked right past some people;; with headphones on... like UCHK! "did you notice?" im like "notice what?" ME!! you idiot. like oh... hi... walked away... annnnyways. i came back with stuffed animals.
i got pretty into it; this was before i was an artist; so weirdly enough.
i actually started to go to swap meets instead.
this teddybear on the right. extremely rare. they dont even make them. i had some chick from brazil make it for me.
she was going to mass distribute them but decided it was too much work.
but yea back to talkin about girls.. after i came back shes like "pfff youre so silly."
like uhhh hmmm... fascinating. the other cosplayers noticed. it seems Steven's venting his negative emotions through the plushie.
shrouded in mystery
"it appears something is happening beyond our control."
yea i deleted my server infurated with failure. "youre no son of mine.
covering it all up his past still comes back to haunt him at times.
"hello?" with a gas lantern. the rest i cant really say.
so I found this ; a long time ago; walking under a highway drunk in the middle of nowhere. i took a photo of it and photoshopped my hand out of it and crap.
like "what kind of person just throws an x-ray on the floor?" huh..
yea. i explored some abandoned building. i almost screamed when i was in my shed; i found all these old keys in a basket.
like AH! oh oh my god. what the... why dont i remember..
INVENTING LSD
so i kind of got on everyones bad side. anyways;
long story short; like we were trying to explain how we managed to get the chemicals to make it--
so fuckin funny like "is that the guy who invented LSD!!! you have to introduce me to him bro"
like oh yea sure... so like i noticed i fall into different personalities. like uhhh dont talk to me with my gasmask on.
so like; i posted some shady shit on facebook. so tips of doing LSD;
is "do not do it!;" so i test all my shit myself; i was inna junk yard. i literally just asked a bunch of hobos to help me.
they're like "wha?-- a yuppie??"
like "you guys wanna cook meth?" like huh... "uh yea sure man.."
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